baby, where's the road taking us
GPOYW. Tired and sick. FML.

GPOYW. Tired and sick. FML.

xombiedirge:

Mitch Hedberg By Kiersten Essenpreis / Blog / Store

Part of the upcoming ‘Is This Thing On? 2’ art show at Gallery 1988.

Celebrating the work of the late, great stand up Mitch Hedberg, WATCH.

wastetheday:

In case you weren’t aware of the rules…

wastetheday:

In case you weren’t aware of the rules…

alltheworldwillbegrand:

via etsy

Literally the best condiment ever made.

alltheworldwillbegrand:

via etsy

Literally the best condiment ever made.

Sometimes,

You just really regret decisions you have made. No matter the fact that I try to live a “no regrets” lifestyle, I feel that a lot of things are just hitting me in the face; should have done this, should have done that. It sucks. I don’t know what to do about it either. 

iammattjordan:

olivertwisted:

“Mariah Carey’s husband hospitalized.”
Congratulations Nick Cannon. You’re no longer famous.

iammattjordan:

olivertwisted:

“Mariah Carey’s husband hospitalized.”

Congratulations Nick Cannon. You’re no longer famous.

fuckyeahhowimetyourmother:

thanks again swarley!

Ughhhh

My stomach is dying. Had White Castle for lunch, Chipotle for dinner. Want 2 die, want 2 be dead.

That awkward moment when you wake up and Jigglypuff drew on your face.

That awkward moment when you wake up and Jigglypuff drew on your face.